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dan187

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*hehe!* That's magic!

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On 13th May, 2010 Timinichelsea said:



On 13th May, 2010 Sprocket said:
Forgot about this lol, still not my favorite though *hehe!*


That begs the question as to what was?

Mine was the oill change where the lad told everybody to turn the engine over to get every last drop of oil out.


I think the one about grinding the centre main cap flat with an angle grinder to fit the retaining strap was best.

Best because the author, after a few "comments" on how sensible this was, edited the post to using a machine shop..... but copies of his/her original suggestion of using and angle grinder for precision machining remain in the thread.

Second best was how to machine a standard 8.4" disc down for Fiesta calipers by putting the car on axle stands and in gear and using an angle grinder while the discs were running under engine power....

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


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Well i dont know what all the fuss is all about. Ive just tried it but used some old garden hose to join the two pieces of trumpet. I have injected some old engine oil in the gap and I must say the ride is greatly improved now


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Pouring sand into the carb to port the head whilst the engine is running is a good one.

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or how about removing and carrying an engine block home after a breakdown....


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On 13th May, 2010 Adam_R said:
or how about removing and carrying an engine block home after a breakdown....


And just to clarify, that is, remove the engine from the gearbox in the car, leaving the gearbox where it is, still in the subframe *hehe!*

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


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haha. sounds really safe. i love his comback at the end aswell lol. *wink*

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I popped my first one out the other day...


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On 13th May, 2010 MikeRace said:
Pouring sand into the carb to port the head whilst the engine is running is a good one.

this is my favorate, i saw it on a civic forum with a video and a few stripdown photos*happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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All brilliant ideas, we should build an entire car using the best ideas and see how it turns out.

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i was helping my friend rebuild his mini moto once an after he broke the piston rings he asked me if he could selotape the piston ring back together :S i said no laughing to which he replied what about super glue at which point i got up an walked out :L

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wasnt it someone on here that striped the head off after spotting a "washer" in the chamber... which turned out to be an open valve :)

agreed the sand to polish the head was epic

Edited by Anton on 14th May, 2010.


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On 13th May, 2010 Brett said:



On 13th May, 2010 MikeRace said:
Pouring sand into the carb to port the head whilst the engine is running is a good one.

this is my favorate, i saw it on a civic forum with a video and a few stripdown photos*happy*


Anyone got a link? that would be a larf to watch

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That was feebs Anton :)


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i remeber that too lol is it liked in the index thread ?

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On 13th May, 2010 MikeRace said:
Pouring sand into the carb to port the head whilst the engine is running is a good one.


That cant be real, How about the one where some kid in america welded on (badly) blades to his turbo to change the way it flowed.


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Also a good classic; the welded diff! *happy*

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Thats quite a good one.

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On 14th May, 2010 mini_mad69 said:
Thats quite a good one.

Thats the same knob sock who couldn't get his sump plug out so took the oil filter off and ran his engine till the oil stopped coming out to do an oil change.

Edited by John on 14th May, 2010.

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I remember that one......genius.

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Thats the same knob sock who couldn't get his sump plug out so took the oil filter off and ran his engine till the oil stopped coming out fo an oil change.[/quote]


yeah he was a clown. He told someone they had too much crankcase pressure because their coil was leaking it's oil.

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On 14th May, 2010 mini_mad69 said:
yeah he was a clown. He told someone they had too much crankcase pressure because their coil was leaking it's oil.


god dam not even i'm that stupid...even in my "learning" years

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Brett

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welded diff.... bahahaha

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Haha - great links chaps.

I always thought this one was amusing:



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All quite upsetting really.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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That Spanish Tuner on the Mitzibishi Lancer website has to be the classic. The modified clutch one!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............

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